I’m off sick today and trying to work from home – having failed I thought that I would do a Google for the latest iTunes meme – this is what I found…

Open iTunes. Click the column header for “Play Count”. What are the first five songs listed?

1. Loving You, Holding You – Don Blackman – 60 plays
2. California Soul – Marlena Shaw – 60 plays
3. Go! feat Kanye West – Common – 59 plays
4. Golden Lady – Stevie Wonder – 57 plays
5. Cool Out – Leroy Hutson – 55 plays

Click the column header for Last Played. What are the first 5 songs (see if you can guess who the last album I bought was by!)?

1. Angels & Albatrosses – Quantic
2. Trees & Seas – Quantic
3. En Focus – Quantic
4. Sound Of Everything – Quantic
5. Use What You Got – Quantic

Click Party Shuffle. What are the first 5 songs?

1. Underwater Love – Smoke City
2. Cheapskate – Supergrass
3. 20,000 Hz Under The Bass – DJQ
4. Loaded – Primal Scream
5. Over The Hill – John Martyn

Click the column header Year. What are the first 5 albums from 1994

1. NME Singles Of The Year – Various Artists
2. Headz – Various Artists
3. Carry On Up The Charts – Beautiful South
4. Parklife – blur
5. Up To Our Hips – The Charlatans

Click the column header My Rating. What are the first 5 songs?

1. Gabrielle feat. Alice Russell – [re:jazz]
2. Black Water (Main Mix) – A Hundred Birds
3. Luck Of Lucien – A Tribe Called Quest
4. Hercules – Aaron Neville
5. Circles – Adam F

Finally, look at the bottom of your iTunes window. How many days of music do you have?

• 53.4 days……………………………….see you sometime in May then!

So, there you go – utterly pointless, but it kept me amused for a couple of minutes. And now I need to & water the garden…